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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(Source: limit, via unescapable)

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alt-j:
“ IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT...

beermom:

*drags my flesh vessel around* im thriving

(Source: sandorclegane, via asiangeorge)

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pussylipgloss:

i’ll swallow the cum the whole dick and ball area then proceed to swallow your whole body and use you as an energy source until my next feeding time

(via rileykbeek)

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sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

(Source: pumpumdemsugah, via rileykbeek)

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